"I mean seriously, HOLY FUCK. My mind exploded when I looked at this."
— Margary, Drew
Author
Date
March 19, 2012
Metaphor
"I mean seriously, HOLY FUCK. My mind exploded when I looked at this."
Metaphor in Context
I mean seriously, HOLY FUCK. My mind exploded when I looked at this. You may as well have asked me to climb Everest using a fork. It took me five minutes just to try to understand the QUESTION. Once I had figured it out, time was up. I finished most of the verbal sections of the test under the time allotted. I had no such luck with the math sections. Even when I got the question right, the mental strain it took to try and dig through the piles of shit-encrusted mildew in my brain to retrieve the information needed to solve any given equation was brutal. How do you divide fractions again? Don't you flip the top number and the bottom number or something? And what's the top number called? The Ruminator? The Kilometer? OH FUCK IT.
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Reading
Citation
Drew Margary, "What Happens When A 35-Year-Old Man Retakes The SAT?" Deadspin (March 19, 2012). <Link to Deadspin>
Date of Entry
05/07/2013
